Dear Army Wives,
Here is how you can tell if your husband is having a Good Army week or a FTA Army week.
Above is a company roster.
To help you decipher this I have given you a key.
This means they are a shithead.
This means they are a possible shithead.
And if you see nothing, then they are not a shithead.
Good luck and carry on,
P.S. A good cold beer does not cure this Army disease but it does ease the pain.